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Upload the evidence
Add one to three photos, then choose mild, spicy, or savage.
Elegant rooms. Unfiltered feedback.
Your room called. It needs a roast.
Upload your space for a funny, shareable video—then get a practical plan to make it look intentional, without upsetting your landlord or your budget.
Free roast video · No design experience required
Heat level
Mild · Spicy · Savage
The RoomRoast promise
The joke lands. The advice helps.
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You control the heat
Pick the tone before we say a word.
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Built for renters
No gut renovations disguised as advice.
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Your budget comes first
Recommendations stay within the number you set.
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Made to share
Short-form output turns your design crisis into content.
From roast to redemption
One upload. Two very different outcomes.
Come for the commentary. Leave with a room that finally feels grown-up, useful, and unmistakably yours.
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Get the roast
Receive a short, personalized roast video made to share.
20–30 secondsShare-readyPersonalized
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Fix what got cooked
Turn the jokes into a practical, renter-friendly room plan.
Straightforward pricing
Free to laugh. Pay when you’re ready to fix it.
The Roast
A reality check for any room
$0one-time
- 1–3 room photos
- Your choice of heat
- Shareable roast video
Fix My Room
Best valueA practical plan for renters
$19one-time
- Everything in The Roast
- Styled redesign concept
- Budget-aware shopping list
- No-drill, no-paint swaps
Host Pro
For Airbnb hosts and full homes
$49one-time
- Full-home improvement plan
- Listing-photo guidance
- Shoppable recommendations
- Guest-ready priorities
Before you submit the evidence
A few fair questions
Your room has had it too easy
Let’s turn the design crime into a comeback.
Upload a few photos, choose your heat, and meet the honest opinion your group chat has been withholding.
Roast my room free